And this ship. All this power. Surging and throbbing, yet under control. Are you like that, captain?

Spock, you're reverting into your ancestors 5,000 years before you were born!

Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.

You are using me! You hold me in your arms and there is no fire in your mind! 

The conditions were difficult. Several contestants were maimed. But I was triumphant. I won Champion Standing.

Do you find me unattractive? I find you unavailable.

I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.

My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek it is in the line of duty.