Despite lightheadedness, nausea and stomach cramps, my new all-paint diet is working out great!
Nine out of ten kids would rather eat paint than vegetables.
Paint contains beneficial bacteria that promote healthy digestion.
Paint can be as messy as it is delicious; use a napkin or bib.
A high-paint diet may also help reduce the risk of heart disease and diabetes.
He's dogs best friend!
It's hard to argue with the health benefits of a diet rich in tones and values: Lower blood pressure; reduced risk of heart disease, stroke, and probably some cancers; lower risk of eye and digestive problems; and a mellowing effect on blood sugar that can help keep appetite in check.
Yo, paint eater. I finally did some writing, even if it's a tad bit mediocre. It'll have to do for now.
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